verb-nouns and noun-nouns and linkedin

What’s up internet?

people like to describe themselves on the internet using verb-nouns. it’s all about what u do.

example: Fencing wife
Dog-walking dad
cake-decorating nephew

or a noun-noun
boymom
girlboss
petparent

which would you pick?

in real life tho’ ppl are like “what do you do?” and people are like “i’m a gs-blah blah assistant to the acting deputy undersecretary of whatever” and i’m like…

tell me something linkedin can’t

yours truly,

Daya