Scene: An apartment in Upper Northwest DC
A phone rings. BABBO picks up and goes to another room. Muffled speaking can be heard off-stage. BABBO returns.
Babbo: You’ll never guess what just happened.
Me: (with genuine interest) What?
Babbo: A woman called me and she was very concerned about helping me with my car insurance.
Me: That’s so thoughtful! I hope you gave her your social security number.