The ice cream delivery truck of adults is most verily the alcohol delivery van.
I placed an order last night at 8 o’clock pm and the estimated delivery time was 10 minutes. I thought, that can’t be right. The bottle shop is at least a mile away. I settled in on the chesterfield with my slippers and chips. But less than 7 minutes later, there she was, the deliverywoman in the lobby with my sam adams.*
How did it get here so fast? They must have been trawling their neighborhood in their beer van, waiting for the orders to roll in on a saturday night. we are so predictable as a species.
*Let it never been said that i have esoteric tastes.