Bulletproof vests in DC

 Dear internet,

A word problem: Three athleisured ladies out on a walk in DC. 1/3 wore a Camelback vest; 2/3 wore bulletproof vests.

I have many, so many, questions, but first: how did camelback woman convince her friends to come to upper northwest dc for a fitness stroll in the first place? Did she lie to them? Because it is well fact that the area “wotp” or west of (rock creek) park is a high crime area, to be avoided by ladies, children, and small dogs. 

maybe they’re just bringing the 90s back to DC.*

yours,

Daya