Dead rats in DC

Dear internet,

DC is so woodsy, a deer ran across the avenue yesterday evening. The drivers looked surprised af. 

Another common DC wildlife sighting: rats. So many rats. Even more rats now that all the restaurants are closed down.

The worst rat sighting so far: someone put a dead rat under a yellow cone on the school track/playing field. Yup. Dead rats on playgrounds in Washington, DC. How did I discover a dead rat was under a cone? Because il Bambino overturned the cone. Whoever put that rat there had hella mala leche.

Washington, DC: a lot of green space, not really a city, but way more a city than the suburbs.